Wednesdays; Arn't they fun?

Reading the BBC news, as usual, today I came across an article refering to people requesting being buried or cremated with their mobile phones.

The report claims that people want to be buried with what 'represented their life, their totem'. Is it just me that finds it sad that people cannot come up with anything to represent their lifestyle other than a mobile phone, a laptop, or bits of expensive glass?

You know, last time they did this garbage there were grave robbings. People stop being buried with things, people stop digging their cold asses up and stealing it. Think about your damned family, you selfish morons. IF you're buried with your phone or laptop, and someone knows about it, which they will, your ass is going to get robbed. Then your family is going to have to go through the heartache that amounts basically to having to bury your stupid ass all over again. Yeah. Real charming, dickhead.

The MPAA are back, again. Guess what they're after this time. Torrentspy, again. They failed, miserably, the first time around. So now they've come back to try again, with a different wording of the same reason. 'Torrentspy is aiding people infringe copyright'.

The more these idiots at the MPAA ban things the harder people are going to work to make it free. Don't get me wrong, I don't like the idea of the artists (Movie or music) not getting any return for their work. I'd be more bothered about illegal file sharing if the artists weren't being fucked out of their money by the record labels, and the other pieces of shit that get between the artist and the consumer. While not so much so with movies, the actors get their fee and get lost, the only people that stand to lose from the sharing of movies illegally are the fat cat bastards that sit behind that great big Hollywood sign. They can get fucked, there's no need for the horrendous prices of DVD's, films that make a profit in excess of the costs, and are deemed a success, have already fucked the consumers out of their money, and then if they want to watch it again they cough out another £15-£20 for a copy of their own. When it probably costs about £1 to make, at the very most. What sucks shit are the good movies that don't sell well in the movie theaters. The ones that hit the bargin bins mere days after they release.

Lower the prices, and your fees you over paid dickheads, and people might not be so abject to paying for it.

Get a clue and stop suing everything you useless gimpy invilids.

Go home, get drunk and get laid.

Multiple update; It's that time again.

Something caught my eye on the beeb the other day. An article entitled 'Trident Replacement'. Incase you're unaware, the Trident system is the UK's nuclear weapons defense system.

It could do with updating, yes. But hey, it's not important. Holy fuck, what is this, me agreeing with politicians? Fuck no.

What pissed me off about the article was John Reid. 'We will maintain the minimum nuclear deterant'. Minimum?! What the fuck!? Seriously, for the love of god, if you only have six nuclear submarines, forty missiles and a half-arsed nuclear powered aircraft carrier, you need a kick. And we have barely more than that, and our (As in, British.) flagship is running on HALF power. What is it? A nuclear powered ship. We need MORE nuclear power, weapons, and general death inducing devices involving radiation and fucking big bombs.

The article also mentions VR testing for nuclear missiles. You know what this means, right?

No, probably not. VR training for soldiers. Soldiers trained and detached from war, the ultimate killing machine. Or as ultimate as humans can be without implants.

I want some of that stuff. That is possibly the best way that we can have the best army in the world, again.

Once more, the bird flu is back in the news. 'IMF wants more birdflu readiness'. Okay, that's the FIRST birdflu article I started reading and thought it might make sense and be somewhat worth reading. How wrong can you be?

It was another 'Oh my god, it's going to kill us all'. Not only that, but it had a picture of a guy surrounded by chickens with like.. Three teeth. You can be ignorant all you like, but he's probably lost those to the crack pipe.

When are they going to fuck off with this Birdflu garbage? Go find a cure for Ebola instead, because we're truely fucked if that gets on a plane. If birdflu gets on a plane two people die and a few million birds get shot. Screw being scared of that. It's almost as pathetic as SARS, and we all know what happened to that. That's right. Sweet fuck all.