Multiple update; It's that time again.

Something caught my eye on the beeb the other day. An article entitled 'Trident Replacement'. Incase you're unaware, the Trident system is the UK's nuclear weapons defense system.

It could do with updating, yes. But hey, it's not important. Holy fuck, what is this, me agreeing with politicians? Fuck no.

What pissed me off about the article was John Reid. 'We will maintain the minimum nuclear deterant'. Minimum?! What the fuck!? Seriously, for the love of god, if you only have six nuclear submarines, forty missiles and a half-arsed nuclear powered aircraft carrier, you need a kick. And we have barely more than that, and our (As in, British.) flagship is running on HALF power. What is it? A nuclear powered ship. We need MORE nuclear power, weapons, and general death inducing devices involving radiation and fucking big bombs.

The article also mentions VR testing for nuclear missiles. You know what this means, right?

No, probably not. VR training for soldiers. Soldiers trained and detached from war, the ultimate killing machine. Or as ultimate as humans can be without implants.

I want some of that stuff. That is possibly the best way that we can have the best army in the world, again.

Once more, the bird flu is back in the news. 'IMF wants more birdflu readiness'. Okay, that's the FIRST birdflu article I started reading and thought it might make sense and be somewhat worth reading. How wrong can you be?

It was another 'Oh my god, it's going to kill us all'. Not only that, but it had a picture of a guy surrounded by chickens with like.. Three teeth. You can be ignorant all you like, but he's probably lost those to the crack pipe.

When are they going to fuck off with this Birdflu garbage? Go find a cure for Ebola instead, because we're truely fucked if that gets on a plane. If birdflu gets on a plane two people die and a few million birds get shot. Screw being scared of that. It's almost as pathetic as SARS, and we all know what happened to that. That's right. Sweet fuck all.